© 2009-2010 Misfortune, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Whatever that means.
We do not recommend filling out this form.
We do not recommend filling out this form.
Email us at helpless@misfortuneinc.com if you happen to have a legitimate concern about one of our products. We just might respond to you. Or not.
Here at Misfortune, the customer has always been and will always be our lowest priority. Our customer dissatisfaction rating of 97% speaks for itself. We work very hard to ignore all of your questions. This is more difficult than you might think:
Are you under psychiatric evaluation?
Your logo is watching me. Can you make it stop?
Why lose all hope along with dignity and pride by purchasing one of your apps?
Have you ever responded to a customer inquiry?
How do you live with yourselves?
I'm a lonely exotic supermodel but I’m not Brazilian. Can I still contact THE BOSS?
WTF?
Please send an email to ignored@misfortuneinc.com if your question has not been ignored yet. Thank you.
"Gather the world's misfortune and (for only a minimal fee) make it universally accessible." Furthermore, 10% of all Misfortune, Inc. profits are being donated to the good cause of making us rich. Along with the other 90%. So please, don't hesitate to support this very important cause.
Misfortune, Inc. is proud to be the world’s most unfortunate iPhone application development company. Some of our apps might make you sad. Others might make you angry. But all of them will surely drive you crazy. We’re looking forward to it.
Mr. Tayfun Karadeniz is the founder, CEO, Chairman, President, master mind and BOSS at Misfortune, Inc. He has many more titles but there is no need to brag. As a recent Harvard Business School reject, Mr. Karadeniz has no MBA and no management expertise. Yet he easily overcomes his lack of experience with his passion for money, fame, and lonely exotic Brazilian supermodels. You can try to reach him at theboss@misfortuneinc.com, but don't expect an answer unless;
As in any self respecting company, we have a number of underpaid and overworked nerds and pawns, who do all the work while THE BOSS gets all the credit. You are surely not interested in their names but you can rest assured that Misfortune, Inc. will continue to be built on their backs.
We are looking for mindless zombies, who specialize in only one thing: iPhone application development. Please send your mediocre attempt at impressing us to mindlesszombies@misfortuneinc.com. Like most companies we will . not acknowledge your submission . take forever to review it (if at all) . not bother to notify you of your rejection Unlike most companies we will also . prank call your references . ridicule your deficiencies . play paper toss with your application Why? Because we can (and we’re bored). But don't let our rigorous rejection process discourage you. And remember, social ineptitude and a general lack of manners is a plus!
Misfortune, Inc. is committed to creating the most inaccessible company in the world. If for whatever twisted reason you are interested in our activities, you can stalk us in these ways:
You can't really call yourself a stalker if you don't have all of our apps. Get them now by clicking on the yellow link to the right. Now would be a good time.
Stalk us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/misfortuneinc
Stalk us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/misfortuneinc
Stalk us on YouTube: www.youtube.com/misfortuneinc
Creep.
http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=XaTCLyCLrBo&offerid=146261&type=3&subid=0&tmpid=1826&RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%252FviewArtist%253Fid%253D322872715%2526uo%253D6%2526partnerId%253D30
http://bit.ly/a40Djp
http://bit.ly/diDxTN
http://bit.ly/dA3dt4
Products:
Tragic 13 Ball
Stern Show Countdown
iArgue - Gender Wars
Pocket Dream Girl
iCroak - Death Clock
Are you a chronic self deceiver? Have your parents been lying to you all along? Is your narcissism at unprecedented levels?* Then let the Tragic 13 Ball app help you sort through the web of deceit that has for too long shaped your self image. Get real answers to all of your questions. APP FEATURES: - Over 35 highly appropriate responses - Shake device for random responses - Sounds and animation So what are you waiting for? Download the Tragic 13 Ball app now to get brutally honest answers to all of your self absorbed yes or no questions. *Your case might be beyond hope.
*** Mentioned on the Howard Stern Show, Thursday January 14th, 2010. Get the FREE number 1 Stern fan app now! *** Are you a huge Howard Stern fan? Does "F Jackie" sound like music to your ears?* Are you worried that Howard might retire in 2010? Then use the Stern Show Countdown app to beg Howard to stay on the air! Call or email his radio show any time from within the app and let your voice be heard! APP FEATURES: - Counter showing the renaming show air time - Beg Howard to extend his contract at Sirius XM - Call the show or Stern news with one touch - Email the show or Stern news from within the app So what are you waiting for? Download the Stern Show Countdown app now for free to let King of All Media know that you don't want him to retire! *F Jackie
Is your relationship a total disaster?* Did your sweet nothings turn into simply nothing? Are you sick and tired of arguing? Then let the iArgue app help you streamline the most annoying part of your relationship! Save your breath and let iArgue do the arguing for you! APP FEATURES: - Over 60 prerecorded female expressions - Over 60 prerecorded male responses - Switch quickly and seamlessly between genders - "I'm feeling unlucky" random button So what are you waiting for? Download the iArgue app now to make sure you're always right, even when you're wrong. *Discover over 60 ways to say "I don't love you".
No luck with the ladies? Is the "friend zone" your second home? Do you even know what your dream girl looks like? Then use the Pocket Dream Girl app to find, well, your pocket dream girl. Who needs a real dream girl if you can have one in your pocket? Especially if you could never get a real dream girl anyway. APP FEATURES: - Select her hair, eyes, nose and mouth - Let the random button suggest a dream girl - Email your dream girl from within the app - Save your dream girl to your photo library - Create over 50,000 possible combinations of girls! So what are you waiting for? Download the Pocket Dream Girl app now and start spending some real quality time with your pocket dream girl.

Are you aging rather ungracefully? Do you often ponder when your life will end?* Are you a gold digger or an inheritance hawk? Then use the iCroak app to track the remaining useful shelf-lives of people that mean a lot or very little to you. Take the guess work out of death and watch as the seconds of people's lives disappear right in front of your eyes. APP FEATURES: - Track the expiration dates of up to 10 people! - Remaining life page for each person - Active countdown for each person - Detailed info options for improved accuracy So what are you waiting for? Download the iCroak app now to keep track of your own expiration date and that of your friends and foes. *Only while digital supplies (and you) last.
http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=XaTCLyCLrBo&offerid=146261&type=3&subid=0&tmpid=1826&RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%252FviewSoftware%253Fid%253D322874964%2526mt%253D8%2526uo%253D6%2526partnerId%253D30
http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=XaTCLyCLrBo&offerid=146261&type=3&subid=0&tmpid=1826&RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252Fus%252Fapp%252Fstern-show-countdown%252Fid344615789%253Fmt%253D8%2526uo%253D6%2526partnerId%253D30
http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=XaTCLyCLrBo&offerid=146261&type=3&subid=0&tmpid=1826&RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%252FviewSoftware%253Fid%253D326693012%2526mt%253D8%2526uo%253D6%2526partnerId%253D30
http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=XaTCLyCLrBo&offerid=146261&type=3&subid=0&tmpid=1826&RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252Fus%252Fapp%252Fdream-girl-dream-on%252Fid341741373%253Fmt%253D8%2526uo%253D6%2526partnerId%253D30
http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=XaTCLyCLrBo&offerid=146261&type=3&subid=0&tmpid=1826&RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%252FviewSoftware%253Fid%253D324962481%2526mt%253D8%2526uo%253D6%2526partnerId%253D30